Ordering Tea on Campus

  • Me: I'll have an iced green tea please.
  • Cashier: Would you like milk with that?
  • Me: No thanks.
  • Cashier: Sweetened?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Cashier: Bubbles?
  • Me: No thanks.
  • Cashier: Okay but it's not going to taste good.
  • Me: Why?
  • Cashier: Because it's just...tea.
  • Me: ...yeah.